Sometimes They Even Text You

This is an example of fuctarded fluffery in a non-pagan environment.
I use twitter, alot. So much so, that when I used to play on my desktop, if my digsby account had trouble accessing the twitter feed, I’d go a little nuts because I couldn’t see what was going on. Yes, I HAVE ISSUES.
Anyhow, a friend of mine had signed up for Twitter, and she was following me. When her phone got turned off, the phone number was given to some braindead retard, who couldn’t figure out how to remover herself from Twitter. This person would randomly respond via twitter, begging me to stop sending her messages. She was however internet savvy enough to find my blog, and leave a message.
please remove my # from your list 55_ _ _ _ _ iv been receving textsfrom thissite and i just got this # yesterday
id really apricate not getting any more messg. thank you

Naturally, I just had to respond…

Dear Anonymous User, You are receiving updates Via Twitter. I do not send updates directly to your phone. Perhaps you should be contacting twitter and not bawling on my blog.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

I still find the whole thing wildly hysterical, thinking back on it makes me giggle. Perhaps I’m a bit deranged?

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