Stick in the ass? PSA

Far too many people in the world suffer from stick in ass disease.

Warning signs include but are not limited to: General Grumpy dispositions, failure to see the humor in situations and postings, and a tendency to get offended when I tend to share an opinion.

If you know someone who suffers from stick in ass disease, give them a gift of rubber gloves and an introduction to another individual in their area that suffers from the same predicament. They can help each other out by extracting said sticks.

This public service announcement have been brought to you by our sponsors, Carp, and P.U.T.A People for the Unethical Treatment of Asshats.

PaganMystics Community on Ning is scheduled to close

This announcement is being posted in this blog to spread the word that the community is closing for a short time while it moves.

 

A message to all members of PaganMystics Community

This message is to inform all of our members that the Ning site is scheduled to be closed within the next week.

The PaganMystics administration team is currently working on building a new home for the community, which should be open sometime before the new year.

I’d like to take a moment to thank all of you who have been long time members and have moved with us in the past.

If you would like to be invited to the new site when it opens, please send a message to paganmystics@gmail.com, or to lala at gypsylala23@gmail.com.

Please be sure to include ‘PaganMystics’ in the subject line and make sure you give us your current email address so that we can invite you when the new home opens. Those who do not respond will not be emailed, but can still find out where we are at by being a member of the PaganMysticsFB Group or by following updates on the FB page for PaganMystics.

Blessings to all and have a wonderful holiday.

-PaganMystics Administration team.

Another Group of Fluff

Not sure how many times I have to say it, but I guess it’s time that I say it again. Do Not Add me to random ‘Pagan’ Flavored groups without my explicit permission. More than likely, I’m not interested in the ‘wisdom and knowledge’ that you’re sharing and will consider you fluffy as fuck.

Yet, it’s happened again, this time, a group called ‘Darkness Shines‘ has popped up, and the page owner has added me without permission. What really makes me giggle is the groups ‘Into’

IM SHAYNE AND I RUN THIS,IF NOBODY LIKES WHAT I OR ANY OTHER PERSON SAYS ,SUCH IS LIFE.ILL EXPAND THIS TO INCLUDE OTHER PAGES SOON ENOUGH(.EASY ON THE FAMILY PICTS AS IT HAS NOTHING TA DO WITH THIS GROUP,)(WE DONT MIND MUSIC VIDS ,JUST DONT POST 10 IN A ROW,THIS IS NOT A MUSIC PAGE)EXPLORE AND OPEN YOUR MIND,SEARCH THE SANDS OF TIME SHARE STORIES AND SPELLS AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND BE FKN POLITE.NO HOLY ROLLERS ARE TO TRY AND SAVE ME OR OTHERS IN THIS GROUP FOR WE KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING,WE ARE NOT LOST.THIS GROUP IS BASED ON ANCIENT PROPHECY AND HISTORIES AND MYSTERIES OF LOST CIVILIZATIONS,THE CRAFT,METHODS OF MAGIK, AND PARANORMAL ,FACTS,MYTHS AND MONSTERS AND THEORIES AND A LIL THING ON HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM so called CHRISTIAN BRAINWASHING.AND WE ALL LOVE A GOOD GHOST STORY,..if u want to be added say so,YOU CAN NOT HAVE LIGHT WITHOUT DARKNESS AND VISA VERSA, EVERYTHING MUST HAVE BALANCE,AND REMEMBER DARKNESS SHINES XX. (ONLY ADMINISTRATORS ARE ALLOWED TO ADD OR DELETE PEOPLE SO STAY ON MY GOOD SIDE),,,,,ADMINS ARE,,SARAH HUSKA,,Kelly-Earth Healer-WattsSASSQUATCH ,ELAIN MATOS AND MYSELF

 

So, basically it comes off as a “Fuck You if you don’t like what we have to say, how we run the group, or how we’re going to add people without their knowledge” Lovely, straightforward way to run a group if you ask me.

So, I’m about to blow this pop stand, in my usual FUCK YOU fashion, but, I had to share before I bounced.

This is most definitely, Carp!

God is a Computer Tech

So, I had the opportunity to meet God the other day. Imagine my surprise when I found out that he was a computer tech, and has a profile on Facebook.

 

You can find him here: http://www.facebook.com/Singlearity

See, he’s  a computer and Software repairer at Coputer and softwear repari. (God’s spelling, not mine.)

So, when you encounter deity, you expect to find wisdom and enlightenment. I suppose, in a sense, we got it.

Adam Brereton

you all call it magic and witchery and you are all wrong in what you think you are. .plus do you all really kno your selfs truly do you look in the mirror and ask your self who am i…what am i.. so now you all havent evern got out of the sand pit yet. ..ive see things you dont wanna see. …i can teach people but i dont wanna wast my time

Adam Brereton well there are so many paths we take but in the end they all lead to rome in the end. ….truth is within your self belive in your self and thats the truth only you and you alone will kno when its wright to see once you open that door theres no turning back it has begun enjoy

 

Considering that I haven’t been struck dumb at the sight of God, I had to question him.
Lala Lynn Davis You were dropped on your head when you were an infant weren’t you
Adam Brereton no i wasnt droped on my head. …feel what i have learnt ill let you in if you can see what i have learnt open that path to me and youll see how strong my energy is

Lala Lynn Davis Oh, and please inform us what you’ve learned. Just how powerful are you?

I’m patient, do your worst.

Adam Brereton I am God

Adam Brereton you all dont get what i mean when i posted this topic it means im god i am energy im the universe im what you dont wanna piss off im everything your not im the way i am i have learnt from an anchent book that they only made five copys of. …you will not find this book anywhere ealse you cant get it off the net its sacred no one will learn from me only those i wanna teach and have the time for i will teach them

 

I have to admit, I’m a bit saddened to find out that God doesn’t have access to Spell check, but all in all, I feel quite enlightened and honored to have found deity, right on FB.

You’re not Toasted

It’s time for a new lala-ism, new vocabulary is always so much fun!

Everlasting Gobbstoppered: A persons state of being after drinking juju liquor.

No no, you’ve been Willy Wonka’d, and Witchfucked with Liquor that has its own mysterious juju and ability to change it’s flavor with each and every sip.

You’ve been Everlasting Gobbstoppered!

 

An Ode To my Stalker

So, recently I’ve been plagued with a stalker on my FB profile. Those who follow and talk to me regularly already know who this douche nugget is. We have his to thank for such nuggets of information as this….

“”Actually, unless you worship the ancient gods of Rome, Greece or the Celtic pantheons, historically you are not Pagan. It is an ignorant misinterpretation perpetuated by the Church out of a need to separate themselves, their followers and their opponents. Again, what I follow has no label because I see no need to label it which is a reflection of how the ancients felt towards their faith, therefore, I am Pagan in a purely historical context, not a Christian context. I want nothing to do with that institution so I don’t define my faith as they deem.””

and, of course, his lovely post about me on his wall:

“Lala Lynn Davis. You have spoke out against me by using lies and deceit. You have caused me to remove myself from a group I have been a member of for years. You have instigated maliciousness against me and my partner ___________! You are no pagan! You are no creative goddess! You are a COW! By the Infernal Gates of Hades I hope you pay! P.S. Sorry to be so negative on such a holy day but she felt the need to accuse me of things I did not do and is too piggish to supply proof when I called her out, causing people who I thought were friends to accuse me as well!”

Well, here he is, in all his glory….

Ode to Stalker

Spam-casm?

First of all, waves at everyone, look who’s back! How much did you miss me? Feel free to send lots of fan mail describing in detail just how much you love me and how you’ve missed my presence.

Heh, you see, I’d just run out of inspiration. There certainly was NO LACK of fluffy fucktards to make fun of, it just seemed like I’d bitched about each type of situation on more than one occasion, and I was HOPING that something new would come along. I mean really, how many times do people want to listen to me bitch about the Western Bastardized version of Karma? It does eventually get old.

Well, I was sitting here the other day, and noticed that I had a notification that someone had commented on a blog. Cool! Wander over, read comment, approve comment, respond to comment. Just as I’m about read to click out, I see I have another notification, for another comment.

Click, Oh, it’s the same guy. OK…. Read comment…. Wait, wha? Is this guy spamming me? Is he being sarcastic? Is he simply venting on my blog? So, I’ve decided that it was ‘Spam-casm’

Whatever the case may be, I’ve got the comment, I’m going to share it, and Oh Look! It inspired me to blog! Killed a flock of seagulls with one stone.

Now, for your viewing pleasure, I present, “Spam-Casm”


tl;dr


cool story, bro. Here’s a plan for you:

1) Start a discussion
2) Someone asks something that’s already been answered
3) Ignore them
4) ????
5) PROFIT!

I use it as a business model and it works. True story!

Still, not quite sure if ol’ Nicky was harping on the blog, actually responding or just venting.

Hey, if you figure it out, let me know

Let the Carp Begin!

Sept. 9, 2011. Fluffy Friday!

Yep, welcome to Fluffy Friday!

I’ll be going over a short list of things that I came across that I found to be fluffy though out the past week.

Today I woke up to find a message from Fern, with a happy little link to some extra special pagans. See here. I got a good laugh while I was waking up, it’s just an honorable mention of fluff this week. If you’re interested go check out Fern’s take on it in her blog, “Fire Protection

During the week, we’ve been having a discussion or a debate on what makes one a Warrior. Now, I don’t care how you want to describe or define a ‘Warrior Path’ but this is one of the more, shall we say, interesting responses we’ve gotten on the subject.

R. B. : Dear sister, I am not a Druid, but I too am walking the Warrior’s path.
R. B. : But as a Psi Vampire instead of a Druid.
R.B. : In the Context of the Path, I walk is that it goes against my nature to not actively watch, ward, and guard the Circle in a Group Setting.
R.B. : For the Druid, I am a Red Magus, and an Alchemist, instead. Yet in that, is the differance, and yet is it?

We’ve had members ask for clarification on exactly what a Red Magus is. As we haven’t been answered, I googled it, and I think I found the answer.

 

Ok, so moving on.

Sometimes you encounter a fluff who wants to do nothing more than get off on their delusions of grandeur, “Oh, Look I’m special, there’s an unknown entity that is stalking me!” “Oh Noes! I feel something bad is going to happen!”

Now, I know you’ve all seen it, in your group that is of a more ‘Flufftastic’ type, someone will see that post, and respond, “zomg! I feel it too!” “Things have been feeling ‘Dark’ Lately” and of course, ‘Well, you know, Mercury is in Retrograde.’

I think PaganMystics prides itself on not being the type of group that automatically buys into every single off the wall post that members make. We ask questions, we ask more questions, we ask the OP to consider Mundane causes for what they’re experiencing.

Now, today we had another off the wall post. By a member who only seems to pop in once every two weeks, to post something off the wall.

When I suggested that perhaps the member was Seeking Attention, I got a stream of interesting private messages.

K.Z. : You know your kinda being an ass. I just become Pagan and Wiccan so I am still learning. I would to be friends. But you kinda making it hare to be friends.

lala: Really, what lineage? What coven?

K.Z.: I just started like so I havent joing any of those things.

lala: so then you’re really not wiccan, but adopting a title that you think sounds cool. I think you’re wasting our time.

K.Z.: Your being an ass again. No I dont think it sonds cool. I been learning about wiccan and pagan for the last 4 years now. But I havent had a chance to really be in a coven.

lala: You’re being a fluff bunny. You can read about it as much as you want, obviously you haven’t read enough if you don’t understand that “Wiccan/Wicca” is an initiate tradition that one must be initiated in to follow, otherwise, you’re claiming titles that you haven’t earned.

K.Z.: Yeah. Did I ever tell you why I started studying this or how? No so stop thinking you know what background I come from.

lala: I could care less what kind of back ground you come from. You’re a stereotypical fluff bunny who is claiming titles that you have no claim to.

K.Z.: And you a whore of a bitch who should die. I dont really care what you think in the first place Lala. So drop the high and mighty act. you human like the rest of us. Geezzz/

Now, that last one left me laughing my ass off. I chose to back off and let one of the other admins from the group deal with him in thread, it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that he found himself banned within the hour, though, not by my hand, I would have stalked and tormented him a bit longer. But, that’s just me.

You mean I was supposed to?

When did it become the norm to respond to discussions without reading the discussion first? I must be crazy because I thought that was the whole point of having the discussion in the first place. Apparently I’m wrong and woefully misguided when it comes to discussion etiquette.

You see, now days, people jump into the fray, asking a question that was already asked, within the first few responses to the discussion and then get pissy when you point out the fact that they could have saved a whole lot of time, including their own, if they’d just bothered to read the thread that they are responding to.

What makes this worse, the discussion was on UPG. Before anyone asks what that is, I’ll explain. UPG = Unverified Personal Gnosis. The discussion took place in my own FB group. In order to head off people asking this question repeatedly, we’ve actually included a doc that has commonly used phrases etc, including UPG and what it means. (Again, no one fucking reads anything.)

Fine, we’re discussing UPG, within the first 4 responses the question of what is UPG is asked and answered, discussion then moves on. Great, fine and dandy, now we’re able to discuss the concept, etc in an educated manner, we’re all on the same page right?

Ha! Not so, you see 20 responses later, some nitwit who hasn’t even bothered to read the discussion pops in, and says, “What’s UPG?”

Are you fucking serious? Really?

Now, I could understand, (Maybe) if the discussion had amassed hundreds of responses, and someone decided, TLDR. Nope, there were maybe 30 responses? That’s me being generous. So I ask point-blank, did you even bother to read the thread? What kind of response do I get?

“You mean I was supposed to?”

At this point I’m thanking the gods that this fuckwit isn’t sitting right in front of me, otherwise I’d be beating them with a blunt object.

I point out that if they planned on participating in the conversation, it might be a good idea to READ the Discussion. (Of course, I should know, that’s common sense, it’s not going to happen.)

This idiot then decides to throw back, “You’re just picking on me!”

Really?

Seriously?

Again, it’s a good thing she’s not within smacking distance.

So, I point-blank ask her, “Why are you here? If you can’t put forth the effort to read a thread before asking a question, what’s the point? Why should we waste our time answering your questions?”

Oh, my little flufftastic friend is undettered by this, she even has a snarky response ready.

“This site isn’t all that interesting”

Duh?

Maybe it’s because we’re over run by morons?

Actually, I think I did tell her that. I’ll quote myself.

” no, it really isn’t when we have morons run amuck in threads and asking questions that were asked and answered in the beginning of the discussion, it’s the mental speedbump effect. We all have to stop and wait for the speds to have it dumbed down barney style and give you all a chance to catch up.

Take away all those repeat questions, this site is actually interesting and engaging. There are a great many who learn and thrive in this environment, then there are those like you, who generally make us all slow down and put the training wheels back on for you so you can participate as well.

If you’re not interested in reading the WHOLE TOPIC, then don’t respond to it.”

Now, even though the group and the discussion are epicly boring by this fluffy lil rejects standards, she still takes a moment to reply and tell me, that’s she’s not interested in discussing such things…

Again, are you fucking serious?

Then WHY are you responding?

It’s enough to make me want to slam my head repeatedly into the wall. I may have to go and do that now to restore some balance.

Carp Causes… More Carp

I’m not a fan of the ‘Causes’ on FB. I’m not sure if these ’causes’ do much of anything, I don’t see any verifiable results and I think it’s just a way for the Lazy to take a pro-active stance on something, without actually having to put forth any effort or work.

Not only that, but half the time, these ’causes’ are put together by inbred retards who can’t string together a sentence, how in the world are they going to accomplish anything, other than coming off like brain dead fuckheads? Today I was invited to another cause, and it highlights perfectly why I choose to ignore these things.

WiCCAN ALLIANCE
TO JOIN ALL WICCAN UNDER ONE BANNER TO FORCE CONGRESS TO GIVE US A FREE RELIGION

1,553 people have joined this cause

About

IM TRYING TO GET ALL WICCANS TO FORM ALLIANCE UNDER ONE BANNER AND FORCE CONGRESS TO PASS A NEW WICCAN LAW I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A FREE COUNTRY AND BE MARRIED TO THE SEX TO WHOM WE CHOOES IM FULLY AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY MY OUT LOOK ON THE PIT BULL BAND IT IS STUPID IF YOU BAND ONE BREED YOU SHOULD BAND THEM ALL IM ALSO TRYING TO GET CONGRESS TO START A LIST FOR CHILD ABUSERS

1. TOOOO

2. TOOOO

3. TOOOO

 

Seriously? Really? Come On! Can I just make them all line up and shoot nails at them?