Far too many people in the world suffer from stick in ass disease.
Warning signs include but are not limited to: General Grumpy dispositions, failure to see the humor in situations and postings, and a tendency to get offended when I tend to share an opinion.
If you know someone who suffers from stick in ass disease, give them a gift of rubber gloves and an introduction to another individual in their area that suffers from the same predicament. They can help each other out by extracting said sticks.
This public service announcement have been brought to you by our sponsors, Carp, and P.U.T.A People for the Unethical Treatment of Asshats.