Monthly Archives: November 2011

God is a Computer Tech

So, I had the opportunity to meet God the other day. Imagine my surprise when I found out that he was a computer tech, and has a profile on Facebook.


You can find him here:

See, he’s  a computer and Software repairer at Coputer and softwear repari. (God’s … Read the rest

You’re not Toasted

It’s time for a new lala-ism, new vocabulary is always so much fun!

Everlasting Gobbstoppered: A persons state of being after drinking juju liquor.

No no, you’ve been Willy Wonka’d, and Witchfucked with Liquor that has its own mysterious juju and ability to change it’s flavor with each and every … Read the rest

An Ode To my Stalker

So, recently I’ve been plagued with a stalker on my FB profile. Those who follow and talk to me regularly already know who this douche nugget is. We have his to thank for such nuggets of information as this….

“”Actually, unless you worship the ancient gods of Rome, Greece or … Read the rest