another wtf moment.

Not sure quite what to say next…


Random Facebook Member: Well thanks for adding me I am a vampire but pagan witchcraft helps us alot

Pagan Mystics: Out of curiosity, I have to ask, How?

Random Facebook Member: Well we use the rituals pagans for praising and thanking the elements. But mostly we use it just to use to cast protections monthly or summon when were bored (well they have to I have control over spirits and demons) but we like to lie low but actually I am here to ask for your help in teaching my fellow clan members thy were recently tracked so now ylthere transforming and I want them to know more thsn I do


Because, apparently… Non sparkly vampires need pagans to help protect them. Too bad I never knew this before.

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