Carp Causes… More Carp

I’m not a fan of the ‘Causes’ on FB. I’m not sure if these ’causes’ do much of anything, I don’t see any verifiable results and I think it’s just a way for the Lazy to take a pro-active stance on something, without actually having to put forth any effort or work.

Not only that, but half the time, these ’causes’ are put together by inbred retards who can’t string together a sentence, how in the world are they going to accomplish anything, other than coming off like brain dead fuckheads? Today I was invited to another cause, and it highlights perfectly why I choose to ignore these things.

WiCCAN ALLIANCE
TO JOIN ALL WICCAN UNDER ONE BANNER TO FORCE CONGRESS TO GIVE US A FREE RELIGION

1,553 people have joined this cause

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IM TRYING TO GET ALL WICCANS TO FORM ALLIANCE UNDER ONE BANNER AND FORCE CONGRESS TO PASS A NEW WICCAN LAW I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A FREE COUNTRY AND BE MARRIED TO THE SEX TO WHOM WE CHOOES IM FULLY AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY MY OUT LOOK ON THE PIT BULL BAND IT IS STUPID IF YOU BAND ONE BREED YOU SHOULD BAND THEM ALL IM ALSO TRYING TO GET CONGRESS TO START A LIST FOR CHILD ABUSERS

1. TOOOO

2. TOOOO

3. TOOOO

 

Seriously? Really? Come On! Can I just make them all line up and shoot nails at them?

2 Responses to Carp Causes… More Carp

  1. DodiaFae says:

    Seriously?

    Aside from the fact that all Wiccans joining under on banner will never, ever happen (seriously, just reading The Frosts’ opinions on what Wicca is and should be blows that possibility out of the water) WTBFH does any of that other shit have to do with it?