NSFW, Epicly Gross Douchery

For the love of all that is holey, wait, holey isn’t really always a good thing, as I’m sure you already know. If not, chances are, you’re about to find out.

This was found on FB today, something that some douchebag felt the need to share with his friends, as well as everyone else. I’ll let it speak for itself.

 

Take a moment to notice the caption that was kindly included for all of the unsuspecting.

Now, if you haven’t already run screaming from the room, and if you haven’t yet pulled your eyeballs out of their sockets, I suppose it’s time to rip into this idiot.

You are a nasty ass douche bag. It’s not amazing that there is a smiley face that randomly appeared in your nasty chonies, the fact of the matter is, you need to wash your ass. Clean yourself better, if you weren’t spending all your time digging at your asshole through that cotton barrier, there wouldn’t be holes forming.

You’re disgusting. You are a freak of nature. I really really wish that I could post your name in this blog, so that the whole world would know just how nasty you are. Fortunately for you… I can’t share your name. I just hope that the people on your friends list who got to see this picture, run away screaming and perhaps someone will instruct you on the proper procedure for wiping/cleaning your nasty asshole!

 

2 Responses to NSFW, Epicly Gross Douchery

  1. Jasmine says:

    im still trying to figure out the pattern…