Sometimes there’s really nothing left to do but sit, stare blindly at the computer screen, jaw hanging out, trying to make sense of the message that randomly appeared in your inbox…
Random Face Book User: please god mother help me someone is trying to kill me ,this guy came to my house fight me and destroy thing in my house i don’t know to do please help me , i gone to the police but he no where to be found so on he came to my house try to puck my eye now my left eye is bleeding please use your great power to deal with him for me.
PaganMystics: *Blank Stare at computer screen.*
When will these morons stop watching so much tv?
