Out of this world Fluff

Jasmine pointed this article out to me and suggested that I call it ‘the im so far out of reality that I should be hospitalized fluff”

A self-proclaimed witch who says she is not subject to earthly laws has “declined” a jail sentence for seriously injuring a policeman.

Eilish De’Avalon was stopped by police. She told the Constable,“your laws and penalties don’t apply to me” then she drove away, with the constable hanging on for dear life.

Looks like she tried throwing some crazy at the Judge as well, but he wasn’t buying it. He told her, “You decline my offer? I’m afraid it’s not negotiable.”

 

Wonder what new level of crazy will jump out at us tomorrow?

2 Responses to Out of this world Fluff

  1. Moonsmith says:

    I still say she needs some good old fashioned hard manual labor to snap her out of it. Have her break rocks for a few years…or mebbe a lil shock therapy…?

  2. If she hadn’t used the “w” word none of us would notice. You’re allowed to be as woo-woo as you want if you’re just a generic nuager (unless of course you charge thousands of dollars to cook people in plastic sweat lodges and finally get caught).