So, this past week, there was quite a fun topic bouncing around. #ShitPagansSay
So, I thought I’d make a list of some of my favorites.
“And now we will call on Kali as the gentle, nurturing Goddess of the Dawn.” #ShitPagansSay
“I was a Wiccan high priestess during the Burning Times.” #ShitPagansSay
“Honey? Have you seen my ebony wand? No, the OTHER ebony wand!” #ShitPagansSay
“I use magic all the time! This morning I invoked Loki to keep my coffee warm!” #ShitPagansSay #HeWasntKidding
“My witch bloodline goes back to the 1300’s” (She’s adopted.) #ShitPagansSay
But don’t you know I was *insert name of famous dead person here* in a past life?! #ShitPagansSay
You will never understand me like my cat does! #ShitPagansSay
#shitThisPaganSays Flaky energy problem? Use lead, it’s for grounding. Just shoot her.
Don’t even MENTION Loki! Do you really want that energy around here? #ShitPagansSay
RT: “I can’t find my keys – fu@$ing faeries!” #ShitPagansSay”
Always remember and honor the Wiccans who were burned at Salem! #shitpaganssay
@MrsOddly No, you can’t stab your brother with Daddy’s athamae! #ShitPagansSay *real convo at our house last week*
BECAUSE SILVER RAVENWOLF SAID SO! #ShitPagansSay
What on Gaia’s green earth are you doing #ShitPagansSay
That girl’s negative energy makes me wanna run and get my biggest quartz crystal. #ShitPagansSay
Sorry you’re having a bad day. Let’s go to my house and watch Charmed. #ShitPagansSay
I don’t used a leash when walking my dog. I use a binding spell. #ShitPagansSay
Oh My Gods! The Basil Died! – #ShitPagansSay
