Fun and Randomossity

So, this past week, there was quite a fun topic bouncing around. #ShitPagansSay

So, I thought I’d make a list of some of my favorites.

“And now we will call on Kali as the gentle, nurturing Goddess of the Dawn.” #ShitPagansSay

“I was a Wiccan high priestess during the Burning Times.” #ShitPagansSay

“Honey? Have you seen my ebony wand? No, the OTHER ebony wand!” #ShitPagansSay

“I use magic all the time! This morning I invoked Loki to keep my coffee warm!” #ShitPagansSay #HeWasntKidding

“My witch bloodline goes back to the 1300’s” (She’s adopted.) #ShitPagansSay

But don’t you know I was *insert name of famous dead person here* in a past life?! #ShitPagansSay

You will never understand me like my cat does! #ShitPagansSay

#shitThisPaganSays Flaky energy problem? Use lead, it’s for grounding. Just shoot her.

Don’t even MENTION Loki! Do you really want that energy around here? #ShitPagansSay

RT: “I can’t find my keys – fu@$ing faeries!” #ShitPagansSay”

Always remember and honor the Wiccans who were burned at Salem! #shitpaganssay

@MrsOddly No, you can’t stab your brother with Daddy’s athamae! #ShitPagansSay *real convo at our house last week*


What on Gaia’s green earth are you doing #ShitPagansSay

That girl’s negative energy makes me wanna run and get my biggest quartz crystal. #ShitPagansSay

Sorry you’re having a bad day. Let’s go to my house and watch Charmed. #ShitPagansSay

I don’t used a leash when walking my dog. I use a binding spell. #ShitPagansSay

Oh My Gods! The Basil Died! – #ShitPagansSay

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